HAVE A LAUGH ON US

What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle

What's pink and wobbly and plays football? Queens Pork Rangers

What's pink, curly and cuts the grass? A prawn-mower

How do you count cows? With a cowculator

Why did the sparrow fly into the library? He was looking for bookworms

Why did the lobster blush ? Because the sea weed

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ? A cloud

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss

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